Sailors Beard

Code word for smelly minge.

Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011

Bearded Kitty

A cat with a full blown beard.

Look at that bearded kitty!

by DankKitty February 10, 2017

hold the beard

a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.

hold the beard while i throw up in this back alley

by link283 February 14, 2014

turd beard

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.

That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.

by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015

Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

Bitter Beard

A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits

That guy is totally a bitter beard.

by Mel Doodies August 24, 2011

Frosting The Beard

When a man sporting a full beard goes down on a woman with a full bush.

Lumberjack Larry went down to eat Lydia, and thanked him by frosting the beard.

by Ms. Batwing January 19, 2008