Vacation beard

The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.

On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.

by Themadbaron May 14, 2011

Frosting The Beard

When a man sporting a full beard goes down on a woman with a full bush.

Lumberjack Larry went down to eat Lydia, and thanked him by frosting the beard.

by Ms. Batwing January 19, 2008

Lime Beard

1.

A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.

It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.

2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.

"Come on Chet hang on to your lime beard or it will fall off...Limes are not sticky you know."

by Lime Beard January 25, 2010

turd beard

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.

That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.

by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015

Sailors Beard

Code word for smelly minge.

Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011

Flaming Beard

A Flaming Beard is the "scratched" sensation you get after performing oral sex on a girl with crotch stubble.

"She tasted good but had about 4 days growth, so I got the harshest Flaming Beard ever."

by Kev P. October 10, 2008

Bearded Kitty

A cat with a full blown beard.

Look at that bearded kitty!

by DankKitty February 10, 2017