Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

by Tony two timez January 24, 2018

Michael/Mike

He likes wet farts.

Michael/Mike is the least manly and magnificent person you'll ever know.

by supersmarts October 8, 2020

dusty mike

A dusty, old, German lady whose pussy has yet to be stuffed with any cock-like object.

Ex: Jons mom is a Dusty Mike.

by JuicyHam October 15, 2013

mike-ing

to want someone so bad you feel like you are going to turn inside out

i am mike-ing so bad today, if I dont have him soon, Im going to drown...

by sweetP29 March 26, 2009

Mike Venuti

The Gamiest person alive. a person that is extremely good looking, and also has a great personality. People are lucky to know a man by this name. He is the life of every party he walks into. Everybody needs a Mike Venuti in their life.

Did you see that Mike Venuti there? He is so amazing!

by anonymous445789 January 19, 2013

teflon mike

Teflon mike is another word for potato

Hey want a teflon mike?

by Featheredpony June 21, 2016

Mike of the Faist

A true cinnamon roll. American-actor-person. Faist is well known for originating the roles of Morris Delancey in the Broadway musical Newsies, and Connor Murphy in the Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He got nominated for, but did not win, a Tony for his role of Connor, and has won Broadway.com audience choice award(s). He is amazing, and his hair is beautiful.

Mike of the Faist is a true cinnamon roll.

Oh my gosh! I met THE Mike of the Faist! (I wish)

by Michael_Dew_Red January 4, 2021