lick lick lick my balls

from rick and morty.

LICK LICK LICK MY BALLS!!! YEAH! SAY IT ALL THE TIME

by papyrusundertale August 25, 2017

grab the bear by the balls

To tackle a difficult challenge as soon as it arises instead of procrastinating

After that party last night my house was wrecked. I have some potential buyers coming by today so I need to "grab the bear by the balls" and clean up.

by NMGoKS June 26, 2005

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

B.B. balls

Balls of tragically small stature; very tiny testicles.

I saw a man in the locker room with some B.B. balls.

"I'm sorry Mr.Johnson, your son has B.B. balls."

by Jacktard June 14, 2006

Balls Wide

For One To Give All That He/She Has. As If To Combine The Terms Wide Open, And Balls Deep; Both Implying Giving All You Got.

Our Devastation Run Was Balls Wide.

I Went Balls Wide On That Marathon.

by Kalem Day September 7, 2008

Sucks Monkeys Balls

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Balls stuck to leg

When your balls get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs, usually when wearing loose fitting boxer shorts that don't offer much support. Often abbreviated as BSTL

Billy was stretching his legs apart to try to get his balls to unstick from his legs.

"Dude why are you feeling your dick"

"I'm try to get rid of my balls stuck to leg"

by Scottsurbandictionary May 20, 2010