Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.

They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat

by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025

Jingle Bat

A future slur that no one knows yet but we all know its bad.

don't be such a jingle bat

by broe91 January 9, 2023

Bat Candy

A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.

Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.

by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018

Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

prostitute bat

A prostitute bat is a big sildo for prostitutes

That prostitute bat was so big, I loved shoving it up your smelly pussy.

by AKSK1LZZ May 19, 2018

Bat rat

Cutesie name to call ur bestfriend

Hi best bat rat how’s it going

by Bug lover September 12, 2021

bat

apparently you can murder furries with this
#BeatAFurryDay

Hey, it’s a furry, brutally beat the shit outta it with your bats!

by he he noob April 8, 2023