Granola Baby

A girl who still looks good without makeup on
I saw this girl last night without makeup, she's such a granola baby
by TheCavalierKing March 18, 2012
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Spraying Babies

1. Money shot. The moment when a women recieves your legacy.
MAN1: Bro so i was so in the moment that a got Karen on her knees and started Spraying Babies all over her face!

MAN2: DUDE!
by Derben October 02, 2012
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Shame Baby

A person who is easily "triggered"(Offended); filled with guilt about being born white, straight, <insert any racial/social economic/gender base> status for whatever given situation. Many Social Justice Warriors are Shame Babies.
Lena Dunham is so ashamed of being white, she's such a Shame Baby!
by Fields of May July 29, 2016
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baby-smashing

"I have given suck, and know / How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: / I would, while it was smiling in my face, / Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums, / And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you / Have done to this." -- Macbeth I.vii.54-59
If you break your word, I'm going baby-smashing on you.
by Shakespeare's Kids December 08, 2010
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Gucci Baby

Fat found underneath the naval of an otherwise slim person but above the crotch area
Yo, David has a Gucci Baby, but you can only tell when he turns sideways!
by Dr. Patch Is June 10, 2011
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Ingress baby

Ingress baby: when a child is born from family members that are related. “Jeremy is an ingress baby, his mother and father are his brother and sister”. 2; : Born with flaws and ingress due to closely related dna. Ingress babies are known to drink a lot of milk , they often become lactose intolerant.
Jeremy has to attend special classes because he is an ingress baby.
by Ingress baby November 08, 2018
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Baby Tank

A woman, often a homemaker, whose main purpose is to reproduce on behalf of her husband or boyfriend.
I saw that Saudi man again shopping at Harrods with his four baby tanks today, each one wrapped up in their bed sheets and looking like they were about to pop.
by AYYFRON September 29, 2009
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