arse fuck

Someone so ugly, crude, generally disgusting that you'd rather be fucked up the arse than have to see their troll like features.

'Ah minger! Get thee behind me.'

or (morning after)
'ow! shit! there's an arse fuck in my bed. Well at least i wasn't that drunk, if the pain's anything to go by.'

by a-nonny-mouse1 and a-nonny-mouse2 January 14, 2004

arsebiscuits

Rather hard shit.

I must eat more Weetabix: I was shitting arsebiscuits this morning.

by Keith Gaughan August 20, 2003

stink arse

bad smell coming from some1s ass

jeez that stinks martin u got a real stinky arse

by stinker June 28, 2004

juice arse

an overly sweaty butt crack, usually resulting from exercising. Can be seen through shorts or sweatpants.

Man, I have to go shower before class, I have total juice arse from playing basketball during lunch.

OR
Shelley: Man that guy is totally hot, but when I saw him at the gym the other day he had total juice arse!
Rhonda: Gross!

by Shellereeno April 14, 2009

British Arsehole

A person (usually white) of British origin, who has the potential of acting like a complete and utter arsehole

My boyfreiend is a typical "British arsehole"

by Sanisah Foreginer August 28, 2006

Retarded Arse Fucker

The person who sent you to this URL.

The person who sent me to this URL is a 'Retarded Arse Fucker'.

by Retarded Arse Fucker May 5, 2003

arsecandles

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

by antony December 17, 2004