air boner

A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!
I just made an air boner with my bassoon and everybody laughed!
by pentozali October 10, 2010
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air biscuit

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.
Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??
by bagelbailey June 06, 2009
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air biscut

A special case of ninja-ass-gas - stealthy if you will - in which the gynacologist/unlucky bastard giving a woman an "inspection" gets farted on while up close and personal.
1) While getting a routine checkup.. Danae handed out free air biscuts to poor Dr.Rumple.
2) The Docter ran out of the room shouting.. FUCKING AIR BISCUT!! I THINK SHE SHIT IN MY EYE
by Twatatious Jill July 29, 2006
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shooting the air

Just like shooting the shit or shooting the breeze. Hanging out with the boys, talking about life, drinking some beers. Doing nothing.
Yeah me and Tyler were just shooting the air, hanging in his backyard and all of a sudden he got abducted by aliens.
by Lowbatterylife39 April 24, 2021
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Celtic air

1. A slow, beautiful Celtic tune, usually in a major key.

2. A burst of flatulence prominent enough to flutter one's kilt
Ach, man! Angus McFinn be blowin' the Celtic air again!
by FSDAGSDFGDSGD October 13, 2008
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backside air

To break wind, let go of brown air, etc.
-Oops, sorry, I just made an backside air. Keep moving.
-Jesus man! What did you eat yesterday?!
by Berget May 10, 2007
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Air Faggot

An airline for gay people often referred to as "Faggots". 420 airplanes owned by Air Faggot have crashed including 2 into the twin towers.
Im gonna book an airline ticket for Air Faggot.
by Pro Definitions November 05, 2020
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