brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021

Brandon d

Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.

Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny

Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha

Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole

by Williamsville retards December 13, 2020

Brandon Wilbur

Brandon likes dogs, and sports, and cats, and mascots, and he also has crippling anxiety and he can't sleep.

Brandon Wilbur be lookin like a snack.

by TAYLORFFFFF January 21, 2021

Brandons Mother

Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF ❤

Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf

by Lukeconnolly October 19, 2022

Brandon Soos

Bitch

Brandon soos is a bitch

by The one and only Borat September 11, 2020

brandon urie

Istg did u just spell brendon wrong. Get out.

You probably spell panic! At the disco without the exclamation mark.

I love brandon urie the lead singer of panic at the disco.

by Buckaroo 2.0 February 22, 2023

Brandon Chromes

NASCAR driver Brandon Jones after he ascended to godhood after claiming his first win at Kansas.

All hail Brandon Chromes, our lord and savior!

by The_Melon_King October 31, 2019