Porcelain Pool Party

A sexual act in which the male party has sex with his partner doggy style whilst he/she is puking into the toilet after a hard night of drinking.
My wife’s sister was sick from drinking all those Irish car bombs at my niece’s bahmitzvah so I decided to throw her a porcelain pool party.
by Rhett LaForte March 02, 2024
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Craft Master Custom Pools

Delray Beach Pool Builders Craft Master Custom Pools is designing my pool.
by The Pool Guy November 23, 2022
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Piss pool

words used when a place contains people who are angry or simply pissed off
remember the great depression? yeah that time where the earth is a Piss pool
by Piss pool March 21, 2020
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a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 01, 2023
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pirate pool

Common term used in playing pool when you give your opponent a bad shot on purpose. Usually done at the end of the game when you're about to win and you don't want your opponent to catch up
Player 1: You completely missed your shot, why did you put it in the worst place possible?
Player 2: Pirate pool.
by TheeeWiseJanitor August 07, 2017
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Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people
I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party
by NothinbutAsh February 23, 2020
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