Jacob Bertand

The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy

Jacob Bertand is the best person alive.

by Butttttttttttttttttttttt March 6, 2021

Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020

Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacob stockton

Jacob can be a little wankstain but I really do love him as my mate , I remember when we all slept in my back garden in a tent and he pissed in a lucozade bottle and threw it over someone's fence .

Jacob stockton has a massive pp

by Toby mcgurk November 22, 2021

jacob zaiser

The One Slippery Boi. He is the hottest person ever created

Do u no Jacob Zaiser?
Yeah he’s a beaut

by One Slippery Boi May 8, 2018

Jacob lambert

If you run when you get caught with a vape

Don’t do the jacob lambert

by the cheeseburger October 1, 2021

Abel Jacob

14 year old content creator, with 250k+ on TikTok and 2.5k+ on YouTube. Part of this next generations new wave of content. Keep your eyes open for Abel Jacob

Davis- Yo Dylan, have you watched the new Abel Jacob?

Dylan- “No”

by Goofyassnigga8832 June 15, 2022