trump card

A card you show when you want those liberal acquaintances you just met to fuck off

"Jasmine": Hey guys, I just helped my maid climb over the new wall.
"Tom": Sorry Jas, have a trump card and fuck off.

by tslat January 18, 2017

"give a shit" card

a card you pull out when you really dont like what the other person is saying but you have to pretend to listen attentively until that person is finished

I had to pull out my "give a shit" card when Nate started rambling on about how he had to fix up his dad's shitty car over the weekend

by the dude that knows everything March 11, 2009

Cincinnati greeting card

n. To leave one's flatus in an elevator prior to departing an elevator so that the new arrivals receive the essence of the Queen city. Greeting cards delivered anonymously are silent.

Dude, as I got off the elevator in the lobby this morning the CEO was getting on with like a dozen others. I left an anonymous Cincinnati greeting card for him to enjoy on his ride to the 12th floor.

by zehnmonkey September 15, 2011

retard card

when a person claims inability to stand trial for being "mentally ill"

person 1: that rapist pulled the retard card now he gets to live in a cushy psych ward

person 2: disgusting

by sinsforeal May 14, 2016

6 joker cards

six albums made by icp wich contain the message of the dark carnival. they are:
-carnival of carnage
-riddlebox
-ringmaster
-great milinko
-amazing jeckle brothers
-the wraith and hells pit
ounce all 6 have fallen all we have to do is wait for the end to consume us all. the wagons are coming for us and you , so i hope your down if your reading this!
" on the daY the wagons come, i just pray that you let me on"

now that the 6 joker cards have fallen, the end will consume us all.

by kalah October 26, 2005

Credit Card Ass

When a person's pants are up their butt making a perfect slide for a credit card.

"Look at her credit card ass. SWOOP"

by KAMAH April 21, 2008

Dance Card

The terms of a bet where by the benefactor receives the right to publicly humiliate the looser by requesting them to preform a solo dance at any place/time.
~Naked card
~Sing Card
are also good substitutes

I bet a dance card that woman over there is actually a man!

by nailewis August 1, 2008