brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018

Brandon Romero

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Winning an arguement with a Brandon is quite a feat. Hard on himself and his looks, but very cocky about his intelligence. Girls always flock to Brandon's because his humor is very attractive to the people around him. On the outside Brandon's appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to him know deep down hes a sweetheart. Brandon will do anything for the person they love. He will love you forever, as long as you do the same. Can't be with anyone, needs the true love of one to make him happy. Extremely loyal and protective. Able to make you feel super special, like your the only girl in the world, because to him you are. Brandon's love doing unexpected romantic things for the person they love. Hates being left out of conversations and gatherings. Timid at first but when warmed up to isn't afraid to show passion and emotion. Someone who you can talk to and will truly listen. Not the best at making conversation but will always try his best. Amazing friend and boyfriend. Love him with everything you have and he will make you his entire world.

Sophia: You and Brandon Romero are still together, its been forever!

Jay: Yeah he loves me to the moon and back.

by dickie 69 June 9, 2020

brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!

by baby_joker September 26, 2017

brandon oropeza

buff AF man is ripped, also hella skinny, usually slim thick type build. usually has the “man face” skin on roblox.

“is that…brandon oropeza? he’s shredded! nice cock bro!

by eggmastered May 2, 2022

Brandon Bartling

Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.

"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"

by brandonmichael April 18, 2013

Brandon Routh

Talented.
Brilliant.
Incredible.
Amazing.
Gorgeous.
Beautiful.
Show-stopping.
Spectacular.
Never the same.
Totally unique.

The handsome actor known for playing Clark Kent/Superman in "Superman Returns" and "Crisis On Infinite Earths", Ray Palmer/The Atom on "Arrow" and "DC's Legends Of Tomorrow", and Todd Ingram/Evil Ex #3 in "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World". He is phenomenally sexy!!!

Brandon Routh is so kind and talented; a real-life superhero.

by BluntSassyandHonest October 4, 2020