brain no worky

when kaylees brain doesn’t function

kaylees brain no worky

by 8473)38494 December 17, 2021

Lame brained

Foggy headed.
Inability to think.
Brain dead.
Out of sorts.
Stooper.
Without thought.

"I don't know bro. Give me a minute to think about it. I woke up lame brained. I had a long night ."

"What's taking you soo to answer my question? It's not Chinese arithmetic. You need to lay off the spice man. That shit has you lame brained."

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022

my brain

my brain is the equivalent of a sperm whale and a cockroaches offspring being baked in a pizza oven in a dark alley way in Detroit

dude my brain is fuuuuucked (hits blunt) like... its fried

by grape bleach March 13, 2021

Sonic brain

To infer that someone's cognitive function is on the lower end of the spectrum by alluding to "Sped". Sonic is widely regarded as a very speedy character and sonic is an attempt to play on the word sped. Attaching Sonic to the brain means sped brain for lack of a better phrase.

*Plays game*
John: "Kill him, he is one shot."
Bob: *Misses every shot*
John: Do you have sonic brain?

by Pogopawee March 19, 2021

Anglophone Brain

The inferior brain of a person that has never had to learn any complicated grammar.

"I speak english when traveling because my anglophone brain can't handle another language"

by ManueManue June 16, 2021

Brain dumping

Act in which an individual releases any bad feelings, traumas, events that marked his life in a bad way or other situations towards another person, usually friends or close people. Typically, brain dumping gets used to release anger, sadness, etcetera.

Person 1: Usually when things go to best to worse, I log on forums full of people I don't know and start brain dumping all over people that don't know me and make them my therapists.

Person 2: Fuck you saying.

by yappestyapper July 19, 2023

wrinkle brain

a very smart person

ohh you wrinkle brain!

by Exirvity September 3, 2023