Brian Wiener Wallace is a Discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, League of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. He also commonly tells people to kill themslves. Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke. (example below)
by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022
Get the Brian wiener wallacemug. An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children
by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019
Get the Brian Wilsonmug. A beautiful soul who im absolutely in love with. A brave funny person who cares about the ones he loves.
by keib10 May 16, 2022
Get the Brianmug. "Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity
Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.
by sawcon May 14, 2025
Get the Brian Tumormug. Mollie Brian is a fascinating person who is amazing to be around. She has a nice personality and is very pretty. If you know a Mollie Brian you are very lucky 😎
by Smith_Ben. November 6, 2020
Get the Mollie Brianmug. Brian is the nicest person you can meet the best friend the one that cares and loves you he might me a jerk once and awhile but he doesn't mean it at all. He's sweet and all when he sees me down he will get concerned about me. He's the nicest friend you would ever meet memories i will always remember a friend i will always remember till the day i die we would always get worried for each other if we don't see each other. When im around hes not in his phone but when i'm not hes on his phone. i would do anything in this world to spend a good day together. Happy early birthday Brian wish you the best
i dont regret being your friend :)
i dont regret being your friend :)
Person 1: Brian is a sweet person
Person 2: you guys are friends
Person 1: yeah i love him as a friend Brian <3
Person 2: okayyy
Person 2: you guys are friends
Person 1: yeah i love him as a friend Brian <3
Person 2: okayyy
by *I*YELL*A*LOT* November 21, 2023
Get the Brian <3mug.