sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.

I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob

by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016

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Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.

Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.

by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024

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In professional wrestling - particularly during the territory days up to the 1980s - "blowjob" was the term for a specific type of wrestler that was employed to draw in young women. Typically a smaller and skinnier guy, and usually part of a tag team. Actual attractiveness was preferred but evidently optional - the Rock and Roll Express were a well-known blowjob team, and have you seen their faces back in the day?!

The last truly famous blowjob team were the Rockers, the team of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty. Interestingly enough, Michaels' cocaine-fueled asshole antics during the mid-to-late 1990s made him the only person in history to be both a blowjob and a cocksucker.

When Jerry Lawler and Jerry Jarrett came over to Bill Watts' Mid-South territory, one of the first things they noticed was that the roster had no blowjobs. Watts, not knowing the term, said his wrestlers could get pussy on their own time, so the Memphis veterans had to explain everything to him.

by Noncondolphin January 15, 2025

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