amogus sussy sex

when the imposter is having sex? 🤨

Kid talking through locked door: I saw dad watching something called amogus sussy sex. can you tell me what that is?
Mom: *moaning sounds*

by thehottestdaddy December 22, 2022

marigold sex

The act of being held to the wall by the character Marigold from Fortnite, while she pounds your dick up her golden pussy, then strips you naked and shoves a dildo up your ass. Don't worry, she'll cuddle you, sleep with you, and have a relationship with you. But 20% of the day revolves around sex.

You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.

No one has escaped Marigold sex! It's either a paradise or a nightmare!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

Gay sauna sex

Since they were in a private school, Evan and Tanner’s locker room had a sauna in it, for boys that spent a lot of time working out or in sports. Luckily, this Wednesday was the day when there were no after school events scheduled. Despite this, Evan set Tanner down and locked the sauna door from the inside.
“It’s gonna be even more hot and steamy now,” said Tanner. Evan looked back at the tanned brunette to see he had laid down on his back on the bench of the sauna, with his legs spread wide in the air.
Evan’s eyes widened. Tanner was doing an almost perfect split, not to mention his dick and hole was in full display. His eyes filled with lust as he said “how are you doing that?”
“I did gymnastics for a few years, and I got really flexible,” replied Tanner. He smirked, then said “I can even fully suck my own dick.”
Evan looked weirdly more horny than he had two seconds ago. “Show me,” he said.
Tanner nodded, then stuck his head between his legs. Remembering that Evan was watching, he slowly licked around the tip of his dick and lightly kissed the top. He used his legs to push his head down a little more until he had the first 3 inches of his dick in his own mouth. He bobbed up and down for a while, making slurping noises while moaning. Evan was clearly turned on, because he was rock hard again and was stroking himself rather quickly. He was biting his lip and suppressing a loud moan.

Then Tanner brought his full dick into his mouth, and held it there for about 10 seconds before unfolding himself and looking up to Evan for approval. At that exact moment, Evan opened his mouth and moaned loudly, and shot all over Tanner’s chest. Tanner ran a finger along his chest, and licked the cum from his finger. “That tasted good, babe, but we have one more thing to do…” he said.
Tanner got on the sauna bench and bent over, face down ass up.
“Oh, fuck yeah” Evan said, walking over to position himself behind Tanner. “I don’t have a condom though.”
“That’s fine,” Tanner said. “I want it raw. I want to feel you inside me. I want to feel your thick cock inside my tight little whore hole, fucking my brains out and making me scream.”
“Alright,” said Evan. “Slut. Get ready for me to absolutely rip your ass in half.”
“Go for it bitch.”
With that, Evan thrusted his entire length into Tanner’s ass, not even trying to ease his way into the ass fucking. Tanner didn’t feel much pain, because he had been practicing with *other things* for a while. Regardless, he let out a loud moan, and he drawled “fuck you feel good inside me. Go faster.”
Evan happily obliged, and began to thrust faster, and their balls started clapping together.
After a few minutes of them doing the sideways cha-cha, they both released whatever cum they had left and collapsed, Evan’s dick still inside Tanner.
“We gotta do that again.” they both agreed.
Gay sauna sex is the sequel to gay locker room sex.

by Call 429-256-9562 February 13, 2024

undeniable sex

the art of being so in love you are unable to deny the practice of sexual intercourse.

kylie: um chloe do you think at this point jen and landon are just having undeniable sex?
chloe: for sure, they don’t even enjoy it

by camixstylinson June 12, 2021

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

Sex

Something you don't get enough of.

Person 1- Bro when was the last time you had sex?
Person 2- ....a few months ago...
Person 1- You get no bitches.

by beyoncé October 13, 2022

Gay group sex

What a bunch of guys do when they’re all horny. Sometimes a circle jerk, sometimes a gangbang.

The locker room was often filled with completely naked guys, whipping each other with towels and doing the helicopter with their dicks. Ryker decided he wanted to have more fun. He laid a towel down on a bench and got on top of it so that he was facing up. He grabbed Lance and Peter by their cocks and began jerking them off at a relatively fast pace. Corbin, often referred to as the leader (possibly because of his 8 inch dick compared to the other boys’ 4 and 5 inches), got the memo and shoved the first 3 inches of his dick down Ryker’s throat. Ryker took Corbin’s dick out of his mouth to tell Steven and Aiden to suck his nipples. Ben, a lanky boy with a 7 inch dick got between Ryker’s legs and began thrusting into his ass. Ryker let out a cry of pleasure, barely feeling the pain (that wasn’t the first time something that big was in his hole), then a gasp as he felt a wetness around his own cock. Chris, one of the smallest boys on the team, had started sucking off Ryker and had almost all of it down. Nico, feeling left out, got behind Ben, who was now going even faster, and began rubbing his own 5 incher between Ryker’s feet. He didn’t have a foot fetish, but he did realize that it felt pretty goddamn good, almost like a hand. The locker room was filled with the moans of the boys and the sound of their balls slapping together and cum squirting out.

Eventually, Ben pulled out of Ryker, leaving a gaping hole, and Corbin took his dick out of Ryker’s mouth. Ryker felt like his jaw was locked, but Corbin felt like he had just gotten his dick enlarged from the way that Ryker had been sucking on his dick. The other boys slowly “detached” themselves from Ryker, leaving him on the bench. He had passed out from the pleasure. They decided to leave him with a gift. They gathered around him in a circle, each reaching for the cock of the guy to the right of them, and began jerking each other off. They all came quickly, despite their 20 minute gay group sex session right before. They covered Ryker with cum so that he looked like his sun screen hadn’t been rubbed in. They knew no one would be suspicious of it, because lots of them had stayed to watch. All in all, they felt amazing. They wanted to do it again, but surprisingly, Corbin said that he wanted to be the one lying down this time. Nico smiled inwardly, as he had been wanting to fuck Corbin since he joined the team.
Thanks for reading! I hope you got to cum.

by Call 429-256-9562 February 13, 2024