gay

me tbh. if anyone says someone is gay they're talking about me. :)

"omg they're so gay"

by hopelessromantic12345 November 29, 2021

Gay

Happy, Joyful, Jolly;
Used to describe someone who is happy. A word with no other completely unrelated meaning whatsoever.

Son: Ma, I'm so gay today!
Son's Mother: Excuse me?? I taught you not to be a sinner! You're a fucking disappointment, wait 'til your father hears about this!
Son: But I'm just happy?
Son's Mother: ...

by menlover_ March 13, 2024

Gay

Being annoying af in a video game

Stop being fucking gay in this block game.

by Evenmuffin September 12, 2022

Gay

Gay (/ɡā/) is a term/sexuality used to describe non-women strictly loving non-women.

Lars: "I'm coming out as gay. I am not romantically and/or sexually attracted to women."
June: "I support you! Do your parents know?"

by notsomeonenamedclyde June 17, 2021

gay

Having a name that starts with the letter K and being obsessed with football

Karam is so gay, all he thinks about is playing with balls

by A_concerned_user January 17, 2022

bucket of gay

A bucket of gay people, often depressed or emo. They will most likely laugh at your problems and then proceed to help

Dude1- omg it's a bucket of gay
Dude2- stay away there emo

by felicity.eira April 6, 2022

Pro-gaying

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.

Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.

by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017