proletariat syndrome

when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.

the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder

by Sexydimma July 30, 2016

Black Nigga Ball syndrome

The cancer of being diagnosed with extremely black nuts of a black man

Ben: Hey bill I got sad news.
Bill:What happened?
Ben: I been diagnosed with black nigga ball syndrome
Bill: bitch what?

by black nigga ball syndrome August 20, 2022

Gynac Syndrome

Used to describe the situation where someone works on something they like for so long that when it comes time to enjoy the fruit of their labour, they're now sick of the object of their passion.
Like how a man studies to become a gynac so he gets to touch pussies all day but now that he is one, after a whole day of handling pussies he doesn't want to touch his wife and just wants time away from pussy.

She's suffering from a bad case of gynac syndrome

by Malenchocolate May 1, 2024

White Woman Syndrome

Is exhibited when a person comes to believe, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, that white women are the single most oppressed (in extreme cases believed to be the only oppressed) group of people in the world.

Man, J.K. Rowling has a real case of White Woman Syndrome.

by Naked_Grandma August 14, 2023

Timmins Syndrome

The medical term of having a small mouth causing ripping of the sides of mouth to accommodate a girthy penis.

She could feel her Timmins Syndrome flare up when performing a sex act on Marco.

by Don Holio October 5, 2020

Thin Finger Syndrome

The change of one's human body, whom fingers may be exceedingly distraught and over-grown. TFS (Thin Finger Syndrome) has been linked to many body dysfunctions, tied to pale skin, greasy head or hair strands, excessive hyperpigmentation, and even social anxiety. Majority of TFS cases have been linked to an extraordinarily large thumb limb.

Wow, Joshua's fingers are extremely long, you might have TFS, a rare case of large fingers that look like spaghetti.

Guys, my friend Josh has Thin Finger Syndrome. It is a special condition!

by Thin Finger Syndrome October 21, 2025

German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.

Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"

by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021