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sex

when a bloke puts his nob in a lasses vag
i had sex with your bird last night
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Nameless sex

When a midget from Belgium has sexual intercourse with an animal
Dude! Didn’t you hear the news? There was nameless sex again on my lawn!
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SEX

I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM AS USUAL
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SEX

I had sex with your mom last night as usual
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Sex

The funniest word in the hyperverse (besides penis)
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it was a cold winter night and jack and mia wanted to have sex for the first time, jack finished his hot cocoa and called mia from the master bedroom. he screamed up the stairs *come down here right now, i hope u r horny*
she races down the stairs while quickly yanking her bra and underwear off, yelling *fuck me daddy,fuck me now* and gives him a blowjob. he cums all in her face moaning like hell when he got suprised by mia getting on top and pushing the dick in her pussy and moaning so hard that one thing led to another and they had sex.

*few days later*
mia: babe u know how we had sex? i think the condom broke because im pregnant
jack: ooh um bbg i was just horny... like i am now. sex- LOOK WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE BECAUSE U R A LONLEY SOUL WHO IS MASTURBATING. JUST GO ON PORNHUB AND SEARCH BIG TIT BABE ROUGH SEX.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO I WANT TO HAVE SEX NOW
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