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Bitch ass syndrome

When a nigga stupid or tripping over some stupid shit
When sedrick was mad about a post: he has bitch ass syndrome
by ThêReâl1 October 8, 2020
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Same Pussy Syndrome

The curious thoughts of men all over the globe. The thought of what it would be like to have sex with another lady. But merely just a thought.
Damn. Lachlan has same pussy syndrome. But he’d never do it.
by SMURGZ June 14, 2022
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NOWT Syndrome

NOWT Syndrome otherwise known as Niggas Only Win Temporarily syndrome is a disease that affects every black individual that has been happy for an extended period time past their free trial of happiness. Niggas may find that even after finding an initial form of happiness, they are suddenly bombarded with stress, disappointment and suicidal thoughts all caused by the same thing they thought would bring joy to a nigga. NOWT Syndrome affects all black people of any age at multiple times throughout their life in order to ensure that a nigga's happiness is not permanent.
Girl 1: Tyrone seemed so happy just last week after he rizzed up Twanisha and got her number, but now he just looks depressed all of sudden
Girl 2: He must be suffering from a regular case of NOWT Syndrome. It's just the universe doing its thing.
by WNA(Wisest Nigga Alive) November 24, 2024
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Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022
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Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.
Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.
by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021
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Short dick syndrome

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.
James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome
by Thelostguy January 19, 2022
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Spectator Syndrome

Spectator Syndrome is when you do nothing with your life.

You just spectate other people and kind of take it day by day.

Days and days go by and not much has changed.

You talk about the things you want to achieve and dream of, but don't actually take opportunities or seek change.

You live on "some day isle"

Some day I'll do this..

Some day I'll do that..
Person 1: I started going to the gym, you should come with me.

Person 2: Yeah, some day I'll come, not now, I'm a bit busy now.

*1 year later*

Person 1: I'm starting a business, why don't you start a business?

Person 2: Yeah I actually want to start a business, I was telling my brother about that the other day, hopefully I'll start soon.

Person 1: You know what? I think you're suffering from Spectator Syndrome.

Person 2: What?! No I don't!
by FALQA July 29, 2024
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