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Red man Steve

Old man of the feeney building, Often found in nearby waterin holes wetting his beak.

Identifiable by his amazing red face, perhaps a tribal ritual. It is a sight to strike fear into the lesser mortals of the feeney building
watch out theres red man steve!!!!!!!!!

(aka Old Spice Old Spice)
by Liam David Cahill April 9, 2005
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Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.
Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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MAN-strual Cycle

The definition of Man-strual Cycle is when a man acts snooty, bossy, or emo right out of the blue.
Another form of the word is weiriod (weer-ee-ud), much like the word period, but for a man. A man's weiriod happens when a man has a flashback of when he first hit puberty. This flashback will trigger very strong emotions that cause the MAN-strual cycle.
Joe: "Why is Tray acting so weird?"
Blake: "I don't know but I think he has his weiriod today..."
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Mother: "Tray! I told you ten minutes ago to bring me your dirty laundry!!!"
Tray: "Ugh, Mom, why are you yelling at me? I hate you! You never told me to bring you my laundryyyyy!"
Father:"What is with Tray today, Cheryl?"
Mother: "I have a feeling he just got his man-strual cycle for the first time..."
Tray: "I'm not deaf, Mom and Dad! Talk about this SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!"
Father: "Woah there, Tray, I have been thinking about talking about the birds and the bees for a long time. You need to know that when..."
by DelaneyMayMay February 7, 2015
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White Man's Greed

Used in the context of playing video games with others. Can refer to individuals of non-Caucasian origin

Criteria A:
1) Player 1 is clearly going to die with no chance of survival
2) Player 2, in an attempt to show off or BM, goes after Player 1 for an unnecessary finishing move
3) Player 2 FAILS the finishing move and is harmed/killed in the process, losing their advantage due to greed

Criteria B:
1) Player 1 and Player 2 have similar goals
2) Player 2 attempts to sabotage teammate Player 1 by trying to prevent them from getting the goal
3) Player 1 survives and is not harmed at all
4) Player 2 is the one put at a disadvantage due to his attempt
Example A:
"Damn! Why did I have to chase after you? I could have used that extra life for later!"

"It's the White Man's Greed."

Example B:
"What the hell? No fair! How did you not get hit by that?"

"Hah! Those Fire Flowers are mine now, jerk! Don't succumb to the White Man's Greed next time!"
by Lavish Doctor April 2, 2016
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pick up man

A person who is in love with his truck and wouldn't trade it in for anything even if you destroyed it.
That truck sure belongs to a pick up man.
by Lil buddy Jr. June 22, 2015
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Old Man Crotch

A fashion favored by older men where their inseam looses the inverted v shape and becomes more squared off like an inverted u.
I can't believe she's actually dating that guy with the old man crotch.
by Simi Halu February 28, 2009
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Black man’s Kryptonite

specifically a thick, big Booty white girls with colorful eyes. (Preferably) green, gray, blue.
Damn… look at shawty with the fat ass and pretty eyes; she most definitely Black man’s Kryptonite.
by MitchGrant July 31, 2021
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