Archie Backshot

Like a reverse 69, but you arch your ass up and let your girl spread the cheeks.

Not gay at all.

Yosh: Yeah man I did the Archie Backshot on my girl last night she loved it.

by Illbetyouapizza December 9, 2025

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Wender Backbender

Being a Clukr Fucker (sexually attracted to Clukr from sprunki) but for Wenda from sprunki. Most wender backbenders purchase custom bodypillows and usually average 34 years old.

Nascar aloe: I'm not gay, I am simply a wender backbender!
Jimmy 3 nuts: That's crazy. I'm a clukr fucker.
Nascar aloe: Fag

by cladethecladiator December 20, 2025

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pain in the backside

a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.

'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'

by JAT October 10, 2004

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Points on the backside

Buttsecks used as a commodity for a transaction

That band manager is getting lots of points on the backside from his band members.

by Skeazy Band Manager April 16, 2010

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middle line backer for the mustaches

a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache

bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches

by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010

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The Patched Backpack

Lindsey Lohan's pussy

Yo dude i saw you going into the bedroom with the patched backpack last night!

by Backpacking across the US March 12, 2011

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note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.

I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"

by mackbooyaa May 22, 2013

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