by threetimesone April 18, 2021
Get the solana syndromemug. Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?
Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..
T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.
Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..
T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.
Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
Get the SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)mug. This is when someone in business says that they could do something so much better than the person or company you used before.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Householder to friend "The new gardener couldn't believe how bad my previous gardener was"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
by Big Davie 2 November 28, 2021
Get the Hairdresser's syndromemug. A homosexual that usually likes men, He go's for guys over the internet and is a complete nerd like a OG Syndrome. He also plays games on there to get closer with boys.
by InspectorGagit April 21, 2014
Get the og syndromemug. Sei Syndrome is when one simp very hard for a Genshin Impact character, to the point they start saying the character's name every day. Some signs of having Sei Syndrome is that you might fall in love with someone easily only because they have the character you like, on some occasions, people with Sei syndrome don't admit they are in the LGBTQIA+ Community.
Person 1: Xiao
Person 2: That is the 46th time you've said that you have Sei syndrome for sure. Please take a break.
Person 2: That is the 46th time you've said that you have Sei syndrome for sure. Please take a break.
by xineru July 10, 2021
Get the Sei syndromemug. An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles the stereotypical behavior frequently associated with oligarchs.
“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023
Get the Drunk Oligarch Syndromemug. Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed.
"you need to go to sleep! And when is the last time you had something to eat or something to drink!?"
"I don't need sleep or food and drinks I need the osemanverse!"
"What is the osemanverse?"
"the osemanverse is a universe centered around Alice Oseman's books"
"Okay, I see. I hereby diagnose you with Osemanverse syndrome"
"What is osemanverse syndrome?"
"Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed."
"Oh I definitely have that"
"I know"
"I don't need sleep or food and drinks I need the osemanverse!"
"What is the osemanverse?"
"the osemanverse is a universe centered around Alice Oseman's books"
"Okay, I see. I hereby diagnose you with Osemanverse syndrome"
"What is osemanverse syndrome?"
"Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed."
"Oh I definitely have that"
"I know"
by osemanverse_syndrome November 22, 2022
Get the osemanverse syndromemug.