blue balls

blue balls doesn't like asma :/

blue balls : asma dont read smut it fucks up with ur brain now u read brb as boob

by anonymouspersonlol128278 October 19, 2021

Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.

So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.

by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023

Ball tugging

Getting screwed over to the point where your nuts are in agony

Nich: yo I was so pumped to get these junior chickens from dons but it closes at 12

Gerb: I’m not surprised though, this whole night has been ball tugging to the max

by Toothlessfromhttyd February 24, 2022

balls

Slang for testicles.

Why are your balls so big?

by Liam Overshalle November 17, 2022

Ball Doritokuma

Ball doritokuma. he could take down thanos with the sheer force of his massive penis. He is also Ball Monokumas long lost cousin, who is the leader/mascot of the rabies pride flag.

Dude, ball doritokuma is so fucking powerful

by aslan jade lynx May 6, 2020

Foul ball

When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.

Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.

by OyeMyBallz September 1, 2023

hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021