by Gay ass Nigha July 19, 2022

Boy: Hey mom I’m gay.
* Mom faints
Boy: Hey dad I’m gay
* Dad dies
Boy: Hey friend I’m gay.
* Friend ignores and changes subject
Boy: Hey crush I’m gay.
Crush: Me too.
Boy: Will you be with me forever?
Crush: Yes!
Boy: Hey mom I have a boyfriend.
* Mom dies
* Mom faints
Boy: Hey dad I’m gay
* Dad dies
Boy: Hey friend I’m gay.
* Friend ignores and changes subject
Boy: Hey crush I’m gay.
Crush: Me too.
Boy: Will you be with me forever?
Crush: Yes!
Boy: Hey mom I have a boyfriend.
* Mom dies
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

you go to costco and cry in a rack of clothes and then you wait for everyone to look at you and then if your s/o hears your cry they come find you and make out with you
by bcoolwowowoow December 26, 2021
