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Sex Panther Platoon

An organisation of incredibly good looking men. Generally involving themselves in hunting, fishing, weights, gentlemen's discussions, community service, modeling, coaching, war, or masculine pursuits. Does not define sexual preferences. Glorifies masculinity in a positive way, encourages male body positivity, encourages testosterone driven excercizes without judgement or fear. Recognizes men of all creeds ,colors ages , religions, nations, sizes, physiques, and tastes.
" Did you see the sex Panther Platoon that was out there fixing the telephone poles today? One was sweating and he took his shirt off to wipe his sweat, then ate a sandwich in 3 bites... Sure looked good".
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Sex

Sex is the ma,le and female jumping each ove
by Person1948 December 4, 2022
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kinda sex

Having a monstrously bloated brain slammer that prevents intercourse from occurring between two breeders because it no fit.
That’s kinda sex.
by Pikachurros November 5, 2023
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mousetrap sex

When you pull a mouse trap off your foot and it hurts but it's so hilarious it's good. Can only happen in dramatic Korean life.
Me and my boyfriend had mousetrap sex last night, it was hilarious!
by DoctorCarrot July 29, 2017
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Sex

Something you will most likely never take part of
Wowimsooriginalright
Guy 1: have you had sex yet

Guy 2: i think im a god or smth ofc not
by Ellydahsnoaex February 27, 2023
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sex

“You,” Amanda says, pointing at me.
“Me?” I ask.
Yeah you,” she says. “Your cute.”
“Um, thanks?”
“Do you have a big dick?” she asks me.
I chuckle. I do, in fact, have a pretty big dick. 9”, no cap.
“I sure do,” I smile.
She grabs my shirt and pulls me up to her. “Let’s have sex,” she whispers into my ear.
“Oh no-” I try to stop her but before you know it she dragged me into the janitor's office.
Amanda takes off her clothes, one by one, as I watch in amazement. She tells me to take off mine too, so I do. She grabs my dick and starts sucking it.
“Gotta warm up the dick before we use it,” she pauses, then continues to suck.
It feels so good. I can tell the cum is going to start pouring out of me any second now, and soon it does.
Amanda moans. “Your cum is the tastiest thing ever!” Amanda moans again.
She takes my dick out of her mouth and shoves it into her pussy. Immortality I start to feel so good, I start moaning too.

We’re both moaning so loudly that another kid knocks on the door. We quickly put our clothes back on and walk out.
“What were you doing?!” he asks.
“Oh nothing,” Amanda smiles at me.

The end!
by bigboisex69 September 12, 2022
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sex comedian

one who makes highly unfunny sex jokes 24/7
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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