Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Chipmunk sex

Chipmunk sex is when you put your testicles in someone's mouth.

Yummy balls 👍

"Hey Winds, ever had chipmunk sex?"

by Emoji.gg_Member January 23, 2023

Cheeky bum sex

A word to describe somebody whose had cheeky bum sex.

Person: woah is that Ethan?
Person2: yeah he had cheeky bum sex

Person3: here comes cheeky bum sex!

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

Sex

A terrible thing

"Sex is disgusting." -words from an ace

by Jaidon lopez June 1, 2022

Sex

When something tastes smells looks or sounds too good to be true.

Teressa says: This song is sex to my ears

Philip says: I know right it so good

by Godisgreat45 February 15, 2023

Sex

A sin. Stop thinking about it.

You: *has sex*
Jesus: *punishes you and your children for the unacceptable act of sticking and licking*

by atlantikfish November 27, 2021

Big Sex

noun:

Big Sex himself

exclamation:
a celebratory or joyful expression

"Maak styf, Big Sex."

"Big sex!!"

by big__sex September 30, 2023