Cock-da

A sex act. The man pours vodka over his penis, yells "For Mother Russia!" as he proceeds to ram into his partner's vagina.
"Hey, did you hear about what Comrade Jason did? He gave Comrade Jackie the Cock-da"
by A Flaky Bitch February 04, 2019
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cock and ball tourture

It is a phrase often used when in a doggy style sex position that means delight and comfort.
Oh daddy give me that cock and ball tourture!
by dickfuck3000 May 09, 2022
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Eye Cocking

When a man makes eye contact with another man who has his dick in his hand.
A man drove by eye cocking my bf while we were pulled over so he could take a leak.
by ItsAlwaysSunny0407 September 02, 2018
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COCK PRESSURE

Cock pressure, is when a women walks into a room full of guys that want to slip her the bone...
"Man, you see how fast she left? Yah, she could feel the cock pressure"
by Bobby K February 24, 2012
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War Cock

Genetically enhanced rooster-humanoid meant for battling the evil of the fast food chains. Can usually be seen with his signature gatling gun and bowie knife, though he is skilled in all hand to hand combat, and weapons systems.
Damn War Cock just destroyed old Ronald McDonald!
by dalem246723 September 09, 2020
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Retarded Fat Cock

Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.
Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Ganja cock

Not being able to get erect from being under the influence of marijuana.
I smoked a bowl and now I can’t have sex because I have ganja cock.
by Big herm October 14, 2019
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