cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.

Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.

by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011

Cock Unlock

The act of removing a Cock Block

Dude, she cockblocked me right of the bat, but then I showed her my Pokémon card collection and she started sucking my cock instantly!
Man, what a Cock Unlock

by SultraZK April 11, 2021

Cock patty

Someone who thinks he has the secret sauce like the Krabby Patty but doesn’t. His patty tastes like old musty weiner

Kade dropped the ball because he’s a cock patty, bad bitch Alexis would never do that.

by Prairie Pineapple January 5, 2022

cock job

1. A farmer.
2. A Homosexual.
3. A stupid or contemptible person.
4. A sexual act.

1. John: I’m doing a farmer rooster cock job.
Jack: Okay.
2. Ben: Why are a lot of cock jobs?
Johnny: Don’t say that.
Ben: Why not?
Johnny: It’s homosexual.
Ben: oh.
3. Person 1: You are a cock job!
Person 2: You should not have said that.
Person 1: Sorry.
4. Person 1: I had a cock job.
Person 2: That’s disgusting!
Person 1: Sorry, I don’t know what’s a cock job!

by KB_2024 October 6, 2023

In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and you nut straight into the air and preform a 180 and catch it in the butthole

oh my gawd did you see that video of easton preform the tony cock in his moms bed

by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021

Short Cock Syndrome

People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.

Tyrone: Hey did you guys hear Ching Wang suffers from Short Cock Syndrome

Tyreek: What a loser

by Candis November 16, 2022