Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".

"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".

by Ravaging Madman March 06, 2017

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Cock Munch

when you love to munch on someones cock.

Jack: "Oi Jeff your actually a cock munch"
Jeff: " i know i like cock"

by DANJAMES September 20, 2018

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Sizl's Throbbing Cock

Refers to a person named "sizl" or "sizzle" having an erect penis which is throbbing as it is being stroked.

Piza: "Oy look at Sizl"
Demo: "Thats Sizl's Throbbing Cock I have see it everday"
Piza: OH ITS SO BIG
Sizl dies of cringe after seeing everyone else has a smaller cock

by PizaMan1222 July 20, 2022

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Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 06, 2012

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Cock complex

The term "cock complex" refers to a psychological condition where individuals persistently believe that others are excessively fixated on their genitalia, particularly the penis, despite lacking substantial evidence to support such perceptions

FreeFra constantly thinks people in QCON are on his dick. Cock complex

by agran March 22, 2024

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