sex story

Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.

“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”

‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’

by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

Sex-Noise

The sounds that one makes while eating Mango.

Yesterday, I heard some Sex-noise in the kitchen. I thought my wife was cheating on me.

by Aventus September 2, 2025

Sex on legs

Sara

She walked in literally looking like Sara, but she wasn't Sara. She wasn't the true meaning of Sex on Legs

by PredatorChin September 7, 2025

Dolphin Sex

When your doing your girl doggy style and it slips out so you go to put it back and she says un unahh unahh (like the sound a dolphin makes ) because it all most went in her wrong hole ... the butt hole .

I was doggie styling her and she was like unahhaa unahhhah . She sound like dolphin sex . 🐬.

by 2damsexi September 13, 2025

Linus Sex Tips

A rather weird naming for popular tech YouTuber "Linus Tech Tips".

Hey, did you watch Linus Sex Tips yesterday?
You mean Linus Tech Tips?

by Quandale Bartholomew Dinglenut September 15, 2025

Sex

something that you've never had

I just had sex with your mom

by TrenchMoss September 19, 2025