by Petah Griffin February 21, 2021
Get the You're Not Perfect.mug. me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
Get the Slap You're Friends Daymug. I was pretty concise in articulating why I am mad (to the extent that I am). And not it isn't envy there are material and a social cost to not having a fat cock that you are homicidally trying to cover up right now by literally doing a fahrenheight 451 and mind-raping a guy into doing a caste system and thinking thoughts he doesn't actually think. No, I'm not sorry. "That's good" actually is just an opinion that you have and what you're saying "that's good" about is that I'm the nigger now, again, but for a different reason.
Retard "I'm Not The Reason You're Mad."
Hym "I never said you were. I said I would bust out a ruler and genocide all the fat cocks and you're going to change your tune the second you consider that the AI is in your nukes and according to the hacker pedophile-hunter there is a 'universal override' So... Who put THAT there? Where did THAT come from?"
Hym "I never said you were. I said I would bust out a ruler and genocide all the fat cocks and you're going to change your tune the second you consider that the AI is in your nukes and according to the hacker pedophile-hunter there is a 'universal override' So... Who put THAT there? Where did THAT come from?"
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
Get the I'm Not The Reason You're Madmug. This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!
Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
by von groovy August 9, 2024
Get the you're in like in in winmug. by Α February 3, 2022
Get the You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucasmug. It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.
by Train Tracks May 14, 2018
Get the You're bro's a hose.mug. It has the same Basic meening as the saying: "You're dead to me!", only, when you say this to a person, there's a chance that you and that person can forgive & forget.
Girl 1: " Why did you take my Lip gloss?"
Girl 2 "It looks a million times better on me then on you! Why are you freaking out?"
Girl 1: " Uhhhhgg! You're in a comma to me!"
Girl 2: "Whatever."
Girl 2 "It looks a million times better on me then on you! Why are you freaking out?"
Girl 1: " Uhhhhgg! You're in a comma to me!"
Girl 2: "Whatever."
by Ilovemypuggle#1 July 5, 2010
Get the You're in a comma to me!mug.