wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014

danger wank

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.

Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.

by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018

Wank a bun

When some guys maybe 2-10 people are wanking in a group and fininshes on the bun and whoever cums last needs to eat the bun with all the semen on it.

Hello guys do you want to play wank a bun?

by bigdaddy134 April 25, 2022

Burn wank

When you smoke marijuana for the sole purpose of masturbating.

I had a burn wank earlier and it made me very sleepy.

by John Sextant October 11, 2021

glitter wank

predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation

what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.

by AGJ13 February 12, 2017

Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

Wank Worthy

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.

*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!

by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022