Urban Knowitall

Guy who puts definitions on urban dictionary to either make someone laugh, or to prove himself right.

Urban Knowitall: guys look on urban dictionary, it has my username! and it says im handsome and rich!
Person: you posted that...

by Briksawse232134 May 25, 2020

Urban Turkey

A fat city pigeon

That urban Turkey just snatched my food.

by Ruby D the rapper April 22, 2023

Urban Disgustitionary

What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.

Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions

Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....

by considerthefollowing June 25, 2018

Urban Sex

sex in the city

i walk into the city and WHATTTTTTTT
theres Urban Sex

by TheRealDictionaryPro June 4, 2018

Urban crush

An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.

Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.

by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018

Urban freak

A person who only will publish something on Urban Dictionary only if it includes sex, swear words, or drugs.

I made many perfectly good definitions for Urban Dictionary but those Urban Freaks just don't publish them.

by mirmirladybug November 5, 2012

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016