Turtle Edging

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure
Khye: “Take a shit
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”
by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022
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turtle surprise

When during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of turd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and poop ends up on or in the rimmer's mouth.
"I wasn't feeling well, but he insisted on rimming me. I ended up giving him a turtle surprise."
by grubblerfubbler January 21, 2014
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head of the turtle

When you have a big shit that you've been holding in just poking out of your asshole
On the way back from the bar last night I had to shit so bad I had a head of the turtle
by Seabassroxursox May 23, 2017
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turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.
Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..
by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021
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'in the turtle sandbox'

Having one's nose bent out of joint; jealous, especially over introduction of another member in the household,turtle sandbox-related plastic green molded child's sandbox made by Little Tike's.
When the new puppy came home, Peanut was 'in the turtle sandbox' for days.
by Sharon Burns June 10, 2007
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Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle
Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?
by Pizzafart33 May 13, 2023
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Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?
by Pizzafart33 May 13, 2023
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