by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022
When during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of turd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and poop ends up on or in the rimmer's mouth.
by grubblerfubbler January 21, 2014
by Seabassroxursox May 23, 2017
When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.
by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021
Having one's nose bent out of joint; jealous, especially over introduction of another member in the household,turtle sandbox-related plastic green molded child's sandbox made by Little Tike's.
by Sharon Burns June 10, 2007
A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle
by Pizzafart33 May 13, 2023
A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
by Pizzafart33 May 13, 2023