Turn up

Let's go party time.

Taehyung: "Turn up!"

Coolio: "What does turn up mean?"

Taehyung: "Lets go party time!"

by Yakkung Yakkung July 24, 2014

turkish battleship

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun

god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

by Butthole aids June 6, 2018

pea turkey

"Pea turkey" is a southernism meaning nothing, nada, zip, zilch - often used with "not," making a double negative.

She's so stuck up, she walked right past me and didn't say pea turkey!!!

by big sneezer July 9, 2009

The Amber Turd

This is a sexual activity where a woman eats Taco Bell, shits on her partner's pillow, shoves his face in it while pegging him, then calls the cops on him for sexual assault.

"I'm currently in jail with pinkeye because my girlfriend gave me The Amber Turd"

by WeldJesus April 27, 2022

tuxxx

The state or act of watching gay Anime or cartoon pornography, better known as Hentai. This action is often frowned upon.

Fjohn:Yo Jach you wanna go watch the game today?
Jach:Nah, I'm gonna tuxxx tonight. Wanna come?
Fjohn:...

by SooYeungKim May 17, 2006

tumblralysis

State where the body goes into complete numbness and the person only stares at a blue screen with random posts by subjects he/she follows. The brain can only send messages to the index finger with which subjects hits refresh every 4 seconds.
Only memes can undo this unfortunate state.

She didn't do anything about work the whole day, due to tumblralysis.

by Agent3Z April 1, 2009

Cold Turkey

A faster but unpleasant method of stopping an addictive habit, such as drugs or alcohol. It means that you just totally, completely stop, and never do it again (or at least try to).

Going cold turkey is opposed to stopping it by gradually doing it less and less, or stopping it with help like special gum or medicine. You don't get any help; you just stop.

Lydia tried to smoke only one cigarette a week, but she ended up going back to her old habits. She decided to try out going cold turkey.

"Cold turkey" is a term describing the actions of a person who gives up his habit or addiction at a single moment, rather than through gradually easing the process through tapering off or supplemental medication. The term allegedly derives from the comparison of a cold turkey carcass and the state of a withdrawing addict -- most notably, the cold sweats and gooseflesh. It is often preceded by the word 'going', as 'going cold turkey'."--Wikipedia

by Newbia Leogetti December 2, 2005