Nosebleed Tampon

Perhaps an idea originally created for a Beavis and Butthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. In the episode, Beavis and Butthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood... And by doing so gave us all a laugh.

I feel like giving the Nosebleed Tampon idea a try next time it gets bad.

by Shrexyshrek July 11, 2016

texas tampon

When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag

Who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.

by Ascendant Succ October 24, 2017

Herr Tampert

A different way of saying Bitch. Also referred as Jopie, or Tampert.

This person takes many forms, but Bitch is his favorite.
If you refer to someone by saying Herr Tampert, you are insulting that person on a level even shaggy can't handle.

Kars: "Hey Tampert! How's it hanging?"
Herr Tampert: "Ich möchte gerne. Ja wie sagen ich das jetzt... Ein Kafé haben."

by The Real Handyman March 11, 2019

Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz

I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020

Moral Tampon

someone who's there for you when your astral asshole is leaky

man that guy is really cool, he's my moral tampon

by The MT June 17, 2021

Road tampon

A person or persons that block the road or highway by going too slow. This person is normally seen driving a Honda or Kia

Hey road tampon get out of the left lane or pass the guy

by Ar_hunter March 31, 2022

new tampa nice boy

a guy who lives in new tampa and is afraid of putting in effort or defending himself when insulted thus being "too nice"

Did you see how christian just stole zachs girlfriend?
Yeah, hes such a new tampa nice boy

by jesusarizona August 9, 2022