Totem pole

Charlie Huston will open his vagina on my head and I will get under him, put my head inside it and pick him up then we will walk around and kick Ethan’s ass

I totem pole, Charlie Huston

by Big boe June 30, 2025

pole grabber

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

by maxaine August 5, 2025

pole

slang name for a gun

i can’t wait to use my new pole on somebody pissing me off

by Poggrs August 18, 2025

Dr Pole

Someone who has poo breath, like a sewer.

"Blimey, has someone let one off?" "No, it's his breath. He is a Dr Pole."

by RamboNAN September 7, 2025

Dr Pole

Someone who has poo breath, like a sewer.

"Blimey mate, have you just let one off." "No, it's him, his breath fucking stinks. He is a Dr Pole."

by RamboNAN September 7, 2025

pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

by QuacksO February 7, 2025

Pole Buddies

Two women that have had sex with the same man

"You fucked him as well? Does that make us pole buddies?"

by Spingspong5 February 18, 2025