pole vacuum

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.

thera is a total pole vacuum.

by use pi, bitch! October 23, 2008

built like a utility pole

Extremely lanky, tall and skinny, like a utility pole

That Mfer over there built like a utility pole!

by ichitaraaa January 20, 2022

pole toker

Someone who sucks dick

Alex made me so mad, I just looked at him and screamed "your just a big ol pole toker!"

by Ol river turner May 8, 2016

Pole Huncher

An perfect early morning shit

“I ripped a enjoyable pole huncher this morning.”

by jinkeys February 28, 2021

termagant pole

if you ever see this person run. termagant pole is an aggresive but friendly scp who is to be kept in his corner. Jimmy tea time is his favourite time. very stanky woman!!!!!

random person: HEY! WHY IS TERMAGANT POLE NOT IN HIS CORNER
random person 2: I-I-I he wanted to join me for jimmy tea time......
random person: this is why we put you both in his corner

by ilikepotatowaffles February 5, 2023

pole holder

An alter boy who carries the pole that collects money for the church but also holds the priests pole after hours.

He wasn’t good at collecting money but he was the best pole holder in our church.

by Dennis Magillicuddy December 19, 2023

Pole Model

A stripper's role model; The stripper all other strippers try to be.

Cynthia: OhMAGod Grrll, that Candie is sooo good at dancin', she is my pole model!

by R&A4eva December 7, 2010