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Fat Man in the Bathtub 

A euphemism for sexual activity
1. Molly and I did the ol' Fat Man in the Bathtub last week.
2. Did you use a shower cap?
1. Yeah, she said we couldn't do anything until I put it on.

What the Jesus Christ man?! 

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

national kick a man in the balls day 

april 7th is national kick men in the balls day for being disrespectful fucks
person 1: hey have you heard that tomorrow is national kick a man in the balls day!?

person 2: yeah, im so excited!

Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man 

A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.
Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.

Man of the hour 

Being a Man who lasts at least an hour in the sack.
Yo dude, last night with Lafaunda.... I was the Man of the hour.
Man of the hour by Mic Springfelt September 3, 2005

The Most Interesting Man In The World 

A sexual act in which a man pulls out before the woman cums and says "Stay Thirsty My Friend." He proceeds to chug a Dos Equis and exit the room while smoking a cigar.
Brought a girl home from the bar last night and gave her The Most Interesting Man In The World