bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.

Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.

by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024

Hog Nut

A large pinch of snuff, dip, or chewing tobacco

Johnny: “Hey bubba let me get a dip”
Earl: “you need a hog nut for that bottom lip”

by Longhead69 December 2, 2023

bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Fat Hog

To pack a fat hog, meaning you packed a 3/4 of a tin of Grizzly or Copenhagen mint (long cut obviously). The size of your lip usually visible from 20 feet away, and only true dippers send it.

Yo dude, I packed a fat hog yesterday and gutted it all!

by iShredDaily October 8, 2020

Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

Apple Hog

A very large white female characterized by her affection for undocumented migrants who generally work in the fruit and vegetable picking/processing industry. Spotted in her native habitat, she is generally unemployed and stays home in the trailer all day while consuming large amounts oh high calorie diet items.

Hey Paco, did you see the Apple Hog that is staying at Carlos’ trailer? It looks like she swallowed Carlos again.

by Ragnarsix June 2, 2021