Brandon Melton

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.

I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .

by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021

Brandon and sara

Two freinds who are retardedly in love but fucking there lives up

Brandon and sara are retarded

by Fjjxhshsjfjj jzj January 3, 2018

Brandon Bartling

Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.

"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"

by brandonmichael April 18, 2013

Brandon Francis

A great guy but has an evil habit to write his name on every maths book in school. You should be very disappointed in him.

Brandon Francis scribbled his name all over someone else's book.

by Brandon Francis June 24, 2022

brandon price

The inflated price one pays for goods.

I need to out gas in my car but I don't want to pay the Brandon price.

by Brett Birdsall March 31, 2022

brandon Baum

The one guy who stopped TikTok from being called the world's stupidest site.

Brandon Baum is a good tiktoker

by Pspspspspspsps January 18, 2021

brandon oropeza

a guy who has been closeted for a while and owns cats.

“look over there! that’s brandon oropeza! i caught him at the gay bar near downtown!”

by eggmastered May 1, 2022