Bandit

Juice wrld

She’s a definition of a bad bitch Im a definition of a bandit - juice wrld

by Jona Cheri November 3, 2019

Bandit Beater

Low effort RPGs that involve killing many of a specific mob, earning stronger stats (whether it is from "levels", equipment, or other advancement obtained from a repeated task) before progressing to kill a stronger mob, obtaining even stronger gear, and rinse and repeat.

person 1: i spent way too much money on this bandit beater of a game
person 2: ok

by fedunct January 27, 2024

The Geezer Bandit

TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha

The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…

by Pushmataha January 29, 2023

banditing

Banditing *(verb, slang)* — Banditing is the act of unapologetically claiming more than your fair share of food — often sneakily, always greedily. It’s grabbing the last slice you definitely didn’t deserve, stealing fries off someone else’s plate, or “tasting” something until half of it’s gone. A banditer operates on instinct, driven by pure appetite over etiquette.

"nigga, stop fucking banditing."
"its not my fault im so damn hungry i start banditing"

by aboodthereal October 11, 2025

bandit camp

According to Reby

there are only so many bandit camp you can read

by Stark0407 October 4, 2019

trap bandit

a person who will rob anyone selling narcotics or with chip and is probably 2 niggad out for anyone

that foo is a trap bandit never wanna get his money legally

by Josephh smolderr June 18, 2024

London Bandit

Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools

Dylan is a London bandit

by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020