by Stephane Demers June 23, 2008
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by Mazoku June 26, 2009
Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021
A curved penis.
by Fonte9fj September 30, 2016
When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!
The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
by RickyTodd September 17, 2009
Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".
Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.
In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.
Any fast magic. As horses are fast.
Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.
In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.
Any fast magic. As horses are fast.
"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"
Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.
Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.
by Alan Paul April 20, 2009