Burrito

Basically a taco but less crunchy and spills the meat juices all over you while eating it.

Joe: yo is that a burrito
Mamá: no it’s jo mamá

by Pineapple1790 November 25, 2019

mystery burrito

a burrito that you dont know what is inside

is that a mystery burrito

by makemoney1234 December 17, 2010

senōr burrito

a 10th grade English teacher with no respect towards chickens or other things with feathers, he is a hateful man (not to be confused with penis)

"Senōr Burrito was being hateful yet again"

by howdy_all_yall October 2, 2018

Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.

Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.

by Hiromeka April 7, 2020

Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.

"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"

by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018

burrito spinner

one who twists burritos at taco bell

I'm a burrito spinner at taco bell

by xXLEPRECHAUNXx April 10, 2008

Discreto burrito

When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.

John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito

by HeylooUD October 30, 2011