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jake and jade

Jade and jake are best friends and no one will be able to tear the bond they have apart. They have each others back 100% and tell each other everything. They are 2 people you will see together forever. They have amazing sex and get up to the naughtiest things you can imagine. They thrive off each other and bring out the best in each other. If your a jade and find a jake or vise verser make it work because youll live a life of happiness. They are the most humerous 2 you can ever be around and will have everyone in stitches. Fuck good, smoke the best and no one has better vibes coming off them then jake and jade.
I wish i could have a jake and jade relationship
by Doublejjthreat May 22, 2018
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Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.
Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.
by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018
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jake hamilton

Jake Hamilton is a funny,rebellious,sexy,daring,unpredictable and sporty person if you know a Jake Hamilton you are one of the luckiest people alive
by Niugnep789 April 19, 2018
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average jake

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.
by Romaxx May 28, 2017
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Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.
I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.
by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018
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Jake Pauler

A Jake Pauler is a subscriber to Jake Paul that are usually 7 years old and that have an IQ that is 20 also there mental span is 2 minutes
person one Are you a Jake Pauler

Person two no

Person one lol I'm gonna dab on you cause you a hater dab dab
by Miner mc March 5, 2018
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jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering
Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'
by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX May 10, 2018
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