AP

King of Owls

Her AP

by GoobeMunde September 6, 2017

first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

Ape Slut

Ape Slut....

When a human male is not able to fine a mate, or (can’t get a root).

He may resort to having sexual inter-coarse with the next closest animal... the Ape, in this context the female ape is referred to as an ‘Ape Slut’...

Why Gareth your Ape Slut has a lovely mane of hair

by Word Mouth March 26, 2020

AP

Associated Pedophiles

Where will the AP go now that Trump forced the shut down of Jeffrey Epstein's Island???

by Objective-Reason Daddy September 22, 2023

AP

Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.

Holy fuck that shop vac looks like AP. Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. THE FUTTIN MAN

by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021

Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

by HandRaper January 19, 2024

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault

My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.

by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019