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cunny hole tease

how a female experiences the male version of a cocktease; when a woman gets turned on by a very hot male.
Jenny, "Eli Manning look alike just undressed me with his eyes. He can't seriously be thinking about what I am thinking. Hell, I am wearing my wedding band- how could he? He does this shit everytime! That motherfucker!"

Erin, "He must have a big ego. What a cunny hole tease!"

Jenny, " I'd say.."
by Crasssss September 17, 2012
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lie like an aluminum teaspoon

you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...
She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".
by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018
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level a teaspoon

it’ll be fine just level a teaspoon
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Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day is a day on the 27th October which you can shove a teaspoon of glue up a fionns arse and they CAN NOT do anything about it.
Fionn got a teaspoon of glue shoved up his arse because its shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day
by SweetSalad2 November 27, 2021
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a little teasing

They couldn't handle a little teasing
by A bad idea April 21, 2023
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I'm teasing

Sebastian's favorite phrase. Only he can use it
Sebastian: Your outfit is silly
Girl: What?!
Sebastian: I'm teasing
by UrbanDictionaryUser132333 November 18, 2023
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
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