Surprise Lake Camp

The Best in Jewish Camping. If your idea of a good jewish experience is hooking up and trying not to get caught. The campers are clueless to what the staff is truly like and the staff does a really good job at doing things to get fired. The importance of second place is very important and remember, if the lights go out, nobody move. But obviously, it's the best summer home anyone could ask for.

Oh you went to Surprise Lake Camp? Have you ever gotten bitten by a snake while behind the equipment shack?

by Campcampcamp January 26, 2015

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016

poop purse surprise

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

sadie hawkins surprise

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

Double Chocolate Surprise

A sex position in which two males try to shit in a woman/mans mouth.

Jared, Andrew and Charlie all were excited, they just found out about a new sex move called "Double Chocolate Surprise".

by HyperTobaYT April 6, 2021

turkey surprise

To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.

When Doug walked out of his house i hit him with a turkey surprise

by TearDrop February 8, 2004

April Fools Surprise

To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.

"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."

by Johnny Ishkabibble April 5, 2009