a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing
by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011
Get the net slap mug.Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!
Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!
by Nola070619 March 1, 2011
Get the Hoop Slap mug.Related Words
splap
• Splapa
• splaph
• Splapla
• Splappa
• Splapp-Me-Do
• splapt
• slap
• slap dick
• slap ass month
The painful slap in the face one receives when they lean too far over the subway track to see if the train is coming. The subway comes... and they are slapped in the face by the train. Not hard enough to knock off their head, but just hard enough for it to be considered a Train Slap.
Me: " You better step away from the tracks, Katie, you're in for a painful train slap."
Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"
Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"
by met21 August 16, 2011
Get the Train Slap mug.When someone puts salt on a wet napkin then jizzes on it and slaps another person right in the mouth (Boca for spanish people)
Guy 1: "Oh man, i totally just SALTY SLAP DELIGHTED nunzio right in the fucking mouth!"
Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."
Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."
by Jiffer McTimberwall September 29, 2011
Get the Salty Slap Delight mug.When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.
Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.
by RhysMac March 11, 2012
Get the Bollock Slap mug.by xth3ph3nomx12 (xbox live) October 21, 2011
Get the Raptor Slap mug.Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.
*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."
Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"
Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."
Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"
Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."
Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012
Get the Superman Slap mug.