speed me

meaning when you really need your friend to reply you text them on all social media and then call them

friend 1: hope everything goes well if not then speed me
friend 2: ok will do

by TrustMeImProfessional September 14, 2017

Glitchy speed

Glitchy speed is the correct word used for players on NBA 2K 24 who are way to mf fast. It's glitchy because 2k creates a barrier in which they are not allowed to go past.

Giannis Antetokounmpo, Russell Westbrook are the best examples of glitchy speed.

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

High-Speed Rail

The topic of my debate. Kinda fast. Kinda slim. Kinda bad. Kinda good.

Kinda.....he looked kinda hot, standing there against the rails, sleek and humming with that positive electricity, thrumming like a heartbeat. I was flying fast above, I knew we’d meet again....but when? So far above him, he so far below me....but we were both made of that same steel. A plane and a train....two different worlds....so far apart....but I knew fate had us together from when I first saw him.

-to be continued.....

“What the hell is a high-speed rail?”

“A train that go whee.”
“Really? You have any fanfiction about it?”

“....”
“So there’s this thing called Urban Dictionary-“

by High speed > Low Speed October 22, 2022

speeding

being sped

cardi dean was speeding today

by lil squelch December 22, 2020

The speed bug

An unexplainable compulsion to be the fastest

On every with wheels

Yeah that kid has been modifying anything that moves since he was old enough to hold a wrench
It Looks like he has the speed bug

by Dipstick5568 June 8, 2025

anal speed bag

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017

Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

by Dragonsandman July 16, 2021